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ultrafacts:

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cloudy-dreamers:

armadillo:

jehovahs:

armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb

Don’t be a bitch all ur life

Well explain Lily Allen and her very English accent when she sings mr jehovahs!!1!11!!1

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vsimon115:

thspine:

gavinoh-free:

So I just got my history book.

How the fuck did this show up again after 6 god damn months

I WENT THROUGH NEARLY 10000 OF MY LIKED POSTS TO BRING THIS BACK

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eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

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feeniekin:

here comes monday

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askgeorgebush:

hammerlock:

furrycatboy:

askgeorgebush:

A Steam worm is going around GMod and other source games (like Tf2 and L4D1 from what ive heard from people). You can get infected with this shit just by being on a server with someone who has it.  (also possibly through steam chat?)

Go to 15:39 in the video here to see the worm activating. You can hear coughing throughout the video, but it’s coming from the worm.

If you get messages from friends that say things like ‘VINH’LL FIX IT’ or ‘*cough*’, they’re infected.

More Information

the most information i can find is a steam user by the name of _Kilburn

their actual name reads “Vinh Gas”, and commented on their profile back in january 29 and Jan. 9th reads “vinh’ll fix it” and “vinh’ll fix it, we know!” and third comment back in march 28th reading “we know!”

also here

and here

this was likely executed by twitter user DerpTrolling who can be found here 

their last tweet was about a half-hour ago and refers to the incident as “operation cough”

there should be a patch for it soon, no worries

cough too op valve pls nerf

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ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

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dirtyfebruary:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

i’m more of an internet conquistador 

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lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

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thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

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bitterandcurt:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

This is not at all related to my blog but I need this.

bitterandcurt:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

This is not at all related to my blog but I need this.

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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